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What do turtles and snails do exceptionally well during storms?

Take shelter

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1. “Gentlemen, we have been infiltrated by a mushroom.”

There is a fungus among us.

2. I loaned a dwarf $100 and they still owe me $20.

It's all good. They were just a little short.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high..

She looked surprised!

4. Yesterday I sucked in my stomach and stood on the bathroom scale.

It didn’t lower my weight but it did allow me to see the numbers

5. Why was the dinosaur underweight?

It had Tyranorexia.

6. Two 80-somethings were walking down the street

The one carrying a bag of doughnuts said to the other, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have both of them.”

7. why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo'drizzle

8. I really appreciate it when someone has knowledge of naval tactics and warfare.

It's an admiral-able quality.

9. Yo mama so stupid, she bought a flat of sodas at Costco so she could become a coke dealer

10. Farm Living is the life for me...

How is a device that measures angles like a farmer? They are both protractor.

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